Johnny-Law Breathing Down Your Neck? Bid on some BOGO Karma Points. Pay off your karmic debt by joining Jenn Anderson, Assistant Deputy Minister, Preventive Community Services Division for an afternoon of giving back! (#SCSS033)

Committed a crime? Rip the tag off your mattress? Cheated at Wordle? We have a solution for you….Bid on this redemptive opportunity for you and up to five of your co-conspirators to volunteer at Food Banks Alberta with the ADM of Preventive Community Services and her leadership team. Bidding on this lets you double down on a good deed. Cleanse your guilty conscience by helping to assemble pallets of food and supplies to be distributed to food banks across Alberta, while supporting the United Way. Details: • Date: To be scheduled in the new year • Time: ½ day (including travel time) • Location: Leduc, Alberta • Activities: Assembling pallets of food and supplies for distribution. NOTE: Closed toed shoes are required and must have supervisor (or appropriate crime boss) approval to volunteer during work time. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to upgrade to business class on the karmic plane!